Surrounded by Insanity

Youare sitting around the dinner table. Itas Christmas Day. Most of your family is there, along with a few friends. Youave all just finished eating. Youare talking about your Aunt Carla, who isnat there. You know which aunt. The one with the lisp. Everyone around the table is imitating her, and Aunt Carla walks in and asks, aWhatath tho funny?a Then your niece shoots milk out of her nose and your smelly uncle pees in his pants. Thatath thith book. Read it. You might pee yourself.